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I wanted to start a friday kinda thing where I post about something random so here is my first attempt. I know most of these don’t make sense but that’s the good thing about owning a blog and that’s also the good thing about Fridays.

The internet already tells me what everyone is doing, eating and how much they ran today. Already tells me what they’re watching, listening and where are they at. It’s kinda freaky actually. Already translates anything for me and at the same time it feeds me with pictures of the people I love. However sometimes when I am in the hurry or maybe… extremely bored I look to the future hoping on things the internet could do for me.

1. Find me stuff to do

Like a database of “people-that-do-this-also-like-to-do” ideas, because I have no clue what other hobbies could I like besides the usual. I wish I could go online and type some random keywords and then this awesome site would tell me “You should try a new sport like cheese rolling” or “Start growing some sea-monkeys” .

(PS: I already tried the sea monkeys btw ) 

2. Save speed for later

Dear internet, you can be slow when I am only writing emails, but don’t be slow when I am trying to upload 400 pictures, or when I am trying to stream the latest episode of How I met your mother.  I wish I could save that “speed” for those moments when I really need it.

3. Burn calories

Enough said. 2 hours in the internet = 2000 calories burned, that would be awesome.

4. Find my keys

It can already find my phone and almost anywhere I want to go. I can already find the awesome place where I can eat “maduros” or fried plantains and other exotics food in the middle of Minneapolis. I need this.

5.  Correct my “awkardness” in the same way it corrects my spell and grammar

With a little pink flag saying – “”People don’t really say those things”" (to my defense… english is not my first language :P)

6. Summarize what I am working on

I shutdown my computer almost..never. So the next day I comeback with lots of programs and browsers with 70 tabs. It would be so nice if I could ask Google “What was I doing last night?” and just display a nice list of stuff I was working on – searching for , it would be nice if it was polite enough and ask me if I want to keep searching for “album covers” , “what to wear for mini sessions” or “ipad apps”

7. Read anything for me

Same as the highlight and translate button only cooler :P

8. Answer any question like an all mighty sensei

Google really needs to work on this, people already does that, from “how to” questions and then it gives you different options or you can find your own. I bet there are repeated ones and I bet they are already working on that.  I seriously don’t want to read all those articles and yahoo questions. Give me one answer, just like that.

9. Make me smarter

“Save to” -> Brain . Forever.

10. Tell me the future 

Seriously, the internet can even give me the answer to life, universe and everything , but can’t really tell me whether the world is going to end or not? That’s ridiculous. I need to buy my tickets for WPPI next year .

After further thought I believe I just made the future and improved version of Siri. You are welcome.